~Muggle Quibbler~
Letter From the auther:
Dear Readers,
I am proud to relise this new addition to the Muggle Quibbler. It is my belief to educate muggles about our world, and why we prefer muggles to leave us alone. I also intend to educate young witches and wizards and entertain them at the same time. I very much enjoyed writing this issue and I hope you enjoy reading!
-Francesca
The Potterwach- (Harry Potter News)
For those of you that haven’t read the harry potter series, this title is a total mystery to you. Sorry, you have to read the books, I’m not going to tell you. After writing all 7 books, JK Rowling has other things on her mind. She plans to retire for a short period, only than to later decide to write an adults nonfiction book. However, she stated that during her retirement she may come up with a few more harry potter textbooks, and maybe- maybe a harry potter encyclopedia. Meanwhile, as far as the movie side goes, I’m not at all impressed with Daniel Radcliffe. (Radcliffe is the actor who plays harry potter in the movies.).You honestly don’t want to know. Even so, everybody seems completely content with his privious performance. The fact remains to be seen what he is going to do with the 6,000,000 dollars he is about to recive for his next two movies, Harry potter 6 and 7. (I don’t remember the exact sum, but I remember it was in the late 5,000,000’s.) The movies have really gone crazy. Now they are trying to convince JK Rowling to let them make harry potter into a musical! What are they going to do next? Anyhow, you all better stock up on your dress robes, buy a couple new capes, update your wand’s protective spells, make shure you are well prepared for 2010! To see what I mean, check out this vidio: http://www.universalorlando.com/harrypotter/video.html
Who is JK Rowling?
Some people believe JK Rowling is a witch in disguise, speaking the truth about Harry to millions of muggles. A ten year old female witch, Reena, Exclames how much she loves the harry potter books, “They’re really good!” another witch, a 10 year old Sabrina, said how she felt about the books as well, “I like it a lot!” The Minister of magic said that, as long as magical children like Rowling’s books too, I have no problem with it.” However, some people disagree, “If that- Rowling girl keeps going on like this, us wizards are going to be history!” still, other people belive that JK Rowling is indeed a muggle. Other people belive that idea is as crazy as the next.
Spells that do not work:
~Abrakadabra
~Bippidi Bopadi Boo
~Alakazam
~Open Sesami
~Alakazoom
Advice:
Dear Quibbler Magazeine,
I never like to admit it, but I am a muggle Is there any way for me to become a wizard?
-Ashamed
Dear Ashamed,
I’m so glad you asked! So many mugles want to know if they can become one of us. The answer is, no. You can’t just sit around feeling sorry for yourself, either. Try to find magic in your own world!
-Muggle Quibler
